This is a very limited run of these. Get it and behold the wonder you receive when touting almighty Bob upon your shoulders.
Feel your weight and worries lift away with the power of Bob anointing where your angel wings were ripped off.
Two main pockets for carrying books, binders, clothes and one front pocket is suitable for storing some small things, or a lot of wet mushy stuff, or a lump of something gooey.
Padded back and adjustable shoulder straps for ultra comfort and stability. Adjust your stance for the power you now carry.
Prepare yourself for onlookers, fanboys, pinkos, and wanna-beez.
Wearer should expect a significant increase in overall zestiness and swagger.
